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Panera Meeting

May 19, 2010

Last night I sat in Panera and watching a meeting between four co-workers. One seemed to be the boss, with the rest reporting to his firm tone when asking them questions.

Here is what I learned from eve’s dropping on them… aka creepin on them.

WHEN HOLDING A MEETING IN PANERA…

  • If you want to have an official meeting @ Panera you need to have a PC based laptop on the table.
  • There must be a yellow, college sized note pad with someone writing on it.
  • You must write on the yellow pad, because the PC computer froze.
  • Talk in really loud voices, letting everyone know you are there.
  • When the boss walks away, talk among yourselves to make sure that he is seeing your point.
  • Never ever talk about firing someone in a public meeting place. (They were being very vocal about firing someone.)
  • Laugh at the bosses crude jokes, it will make him feel better.
  • Always have a paper copy of any email you are using to get someone else in trouble.
  • Someone needs to unplug the bosses computer, chances are he makes too much money to do it himself.
  • Make sure one of the co-workers in the meeting is a woman, other wise it would not be a politically correct meeting.

I hope this made you chuckle. They left before I could tell them to check out iambendavis.com, bummer that would have been awesome.

Have a great day!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Lisa permalink
    May 19, 2010 8:53 am

    Ben youcan’t say that kinda stuff.

    • Benjamin Davis permalink*
      May 19, 2010 3:38 pm

      why? It is a joke.

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